NONSENSESmall card. Specific attitude.
Choose a Petty Pigeon card for birthdays, teacher appreciation, back to school, the end of the school year, or a thank-you that refuses to get sentimental. Every design is a physical folded 5×7 card with an envelope; the direct shop shows the live price, delivery details, and secure checkout.
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A birthday card with one practical recommendation: lose the ’tude, dude—or keep it, because it is clearly working.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
Shop direct for One Year Older. Congrats.Also available on Etsy
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A straightforward birthday greeting with equally straightforward cake-distribution requirements.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
Shop direct for I Expect a CrumbAlso available on Etsy
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A dry birthday card for someone entering another year of perfectly questionable decisions.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
Shop direct for You Age. I Judge.Also available on Etsy
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A birthday card that establishes the only fee Petty considers reasonable and payable immediately.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
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Birthday authorization from a pigeon who has reviewed the request and approved proceeding with cake.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
Shop direct for I’ll Allow ItAlso available on Etsy
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Another year older, still reliably questionable. Petty respects the consistency.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
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A dry birthday card for the person whose annual complaint has been received, stamped, and placed in the proper file.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
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Teacher card
Back-to-school encouragement for a great teacher returning with sharp pencils and freshly calibrated side-eye.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
Shop direct for Fresh New Side-EyeAlso available on Etsy
Teacher card
An end-of-year teacher card for making the school year better than the paperwork suggested.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
Shop direct for You Survived the FlockAlso available on Etsy
Teacher card
A teacher thank-you card recognizing encouragement, tolerance, and a frankly excessive amount of patience.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
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A thank-you card for a genuinely thoughtful act that Petty noticed despite making every effort not to.
Folded 5×7 card • envelope included
Shop direct for That Was Actually NiceAlso available on EtsyUseful answers
They are physical folded 5×7 greeting cards. Each card includes an envelope and is made to order by the production partner disclosed on the product page.
Yes. Each design has its own short inside message that completes the joke. Open the product gallery to review the front and inside before ordering.
For birthdays, start with One Year Older, I Expect a Crumb, or You Age. I Judge. For educators, choose Fresh New Side-Eye, You Survived the Flock, or Your Patience Has Been Noted. That Was Actually Nice works as a dry general thank-you.