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Choose dry farmers-market humor or a Petty Pigeon school-and-errand design. These sturdy natural-canvas totes are printed front and back; each product page shows the exact finished item, live price, and delivery estimate.
Market tote
A natural canvas market bag for bread, flowers, and the one unnecessary treat that was always coming home.
Printed front and back • natural cotton canvas
Shop direct for Bread, Flowers & One Treat ToteAlso available on Etsy
Petty Pigeon tote
A Petty Pigeon canvas tote for errands, books, groceries, and other burdens carried with intent.
Printed front and back • natural cotton canvas
Shop direct for Carrying This Out of Spite ToteAlso available on Etsy
Petty Pigeon school tote
A back-to-school Petty Pigeon tote for notebooks, library runs, and supplies acquired with enthusiasm pending.
Printed front and back • natural cotton canvas
Shop direct for Supplies Acquired ToteAlso available on Etsy
Market tote
A natural canvas market tote for produce, snacks, and highly defensible questionable decisions.
Printed front and back • natural cotton canvas
Shop direct for Market Haul: Questionable Decisions ToteAlso available on EtsyUseful answers
Yes. The four current totes are configured with front-and-back printing. Review the product gallery for the exact design placement before ordering.
Bread, Flowers & One Treat and Market Haul: Questionable Decisions use general farmers-market humor. Carrying This Out of Spite and Supplies Acquired feature Petty Pigeon.
Open any product card to see live checkout details in the direct Nonsense Depot shop. Each product is also linked to its individual Etsy listing when available.