Petty Pigeon
Lose the ’Tude, Dude
The original Petty Pigeon shirt: one hall-monitor persona, one complete slogan, and a very specific side-eye.
Unisex shirt • made to order
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Petty Pigeon Gifts for People With Opinions
Petty Pigeon is one recognizable bird with several personas—not a full-time cop. Start with the original hall-monitor shirt or carry a word-free Petty pattern on your phone. Each item is made to order and purchased securely on Etsy.
Petty Pigeon
Petty Pigeon Phone Case
A word-free repeat pattern featuring Petty’s hall-monitor persona—one role in a much larger collection.
Glossy tough case • 15 device options on Etsy
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Is Petty Pigeon always a hall monitor?
No. Hall Monitor is one persona. The core character can be an overthinker, student, birthday skeptic, office observer, or plain petty pigeon.
Which item is easiest to gift?
The shirt suits someone who enjoys the complete Lose the ’Tude, Dude joke. The phone case is a word-free option for a recipient whose compatible device is listed on Etsy.
Where do I choose sizes or devices?
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